Tag: humor
member name: Elizabeth S.
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February 13, 2009 06:43 PM EST --
Besides the 4 blooming yellow daffodils in my yard, another sign of spring has arrived: men ringing the doorbell to do tree pruning and lawn mowing.
Guess I better get to work on my yard this week. . . .
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March 05, 2009 05:44 PM EST --
All these stories came directly from Aha!Joke.com, a site I just discovered today.
Gerrad, a friend of mine, bought a computer, even though he had never even used a typewriter before. After investigating . . .
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September 06, 2009 08:39 PM EDT --
My stepfather just sent this to me. I couldn't wait to share it.
The Hair Cut...
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, . . .
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March 12, 2009 03:35 PM EDT --
Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
"What we do belongs to what we are; and what we are is what becomes of us."
- Henry . . .
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November 12, 2008 01:50 PM EST --
"What would Jesus think?" was the headline grabber for the local news station.
In the Dallas Metroplex, known for people working 60-80 hours a week with children who are active daily in . . .
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November 15, 2008 08:08 PM EST --
This one struck me as a good one for the weekend.
“One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.”
~Unknown
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March 05, 2009 05:03 PM EST --
I'm having a good time this afternoon. I'm looking for things to post on Gather searching on Swagbucks to get points there, too, while I'm manually surfing trying to get referrals for Swagbucks. . . .
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October 25, 2008 12:55 PM EDT --
Since my last birthday, I've thought a lot about growing older. My mother is in better shape than I am, but some days with the bad back and bad knee and bad . . .
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October 25, 2008 04:32 PM EDT --
(this may be my favorite, an oldie but goodie)
THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to . . .
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October 25, 2008 04:08 PM EDT --
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Know how to prevent sagging? . . .
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November 08, 2008 02:05 PM EST --
Grandma:
She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.
She writes:
Dear Granddaughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if . . .
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